tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via humorking)

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

(via joshpeck)

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via stability)

patrick-oconnor:

Quick sketch today!

patrick-oconnor:

Quick sketch today!

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via joshpeck)

4gifs:

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via pizza)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net, via unescapable)

(via sorry)

(Source: theformdeform, via timbllr)

hate:

don’t you hate it when your blog looks so perfect and you don’t want to blog anymore because it’ll ruin it

(via hate)

lipsitck:

Yas

lipsitck:

Yas

(Source: )

temptasiann:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via suspend)